October 20, 2010
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Mark Koernke discussed firearms maintenance, selection, and preparedness on Weapons Wednesday, October 20, 2010. He covered revolver types (Smith & Wesson, Rossi, Taurus), ammunition compatibility, proper maintenance to prevent rust and oxidation, and the importance of civilians owning defensive weapons. The show included extended commentary on science fiction films (War of the Worlds, Independence Day, Terminator) as propaganda promoting civilian disarmament, contrasting movie narratives with practical resistance strategies. Koernke also discussed satellite dish reception technology and militia preparedness activities.
- firearms maintenance
- revolvers
- smith and wesson
- ammunition
- self-defense
- preparedness
- militia
- michigan
- weapons wednesday
- satellite technology
- civilian disarmament
- second amendment
- gun ownership
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In fact, Smith and Wesson there for a little bit got into the business quite heavily with it. Let's see, model 65 and model 66 Smith and Wesson K frame revolvers and stainless. Well, they're out there as surplus. There's a little wave about two years ago over parts and those are the last of the police turn and exchange at just catch can good weapons Kefi I mentioned them quite a bit there are all of us out there and any of the modern and good weapon is going to be spare speed loaders to be put together HS case you made it also find safari land speed and did some ended up in a lot of cop shop hands and so if you're every once in a while it was now the obsolete there's all this stuff's out easy to build it out of the L frame was the next step and was revolver. The L-frame came out as Wellsmith and Wesson wanted to saloon with a few of the revolvers which gave it a bad taste for a while there because again once you have a problem with a weapon the problem is passed on as a problem people have to overcome. If there are L-frames out there they're cracking with one or two points in here and there and those were but again stainless steel and general but llamas and Also a couple of other revolver weapons, you know, European, the Mediterranean area like Rossi, are very, very common. But what I've been asking is, on the market, that's a revolver that somebody goes, well, I got a Rossi. Well, yes, you do. You may have a Rossi 4-inch K-frame, a 4-inch barrel target sight. It was being brought in by Rossi, was stainless. They had pretty well gotten into stainless. They were perfecting the technology there. They'd learned. It takes time to learn to use stainless. Again, it's a be defensive gun. And for a lot of people that are smaller, hand children, what about the ladies out there? They are warframe revolvers and the smaller frame automatics, by the way. These were a nice little gun. Now you'll find Taurus' Smith & Wesson model, you know, the 36s, you'll find police positives and official police models out there. Those are a wide range of revolvers, don't snub them, especially if somebody's got a good price on them. You'll hear as grandmas and grandpas decide to sell their because, you know, they bought them a few years ago for defense or they had guns that, you know, they bought them. Again, inheriting somebody passes the weapons up a couple of trunks and finds, oh my goodness, piles of guns and they decide they want to quietly sell them. Well, guess what? Their advantage of it. Those weapons just find us personal. When it comes to handguns, the most important thing is not that everybody necessarily have the same weapon, but first that everybody get one. And never, never. It's like, man, I always liked that gun. Handguns being like, like all guns. Guns are for buying, not for the handgun you have means it's another weapon or you can have backups and locations so that if something happens you simply drop a little shelf to engage and defend. Make sure that you stockpile on the barrel because there's another caliber out there that overlapped and was still pretty dominant for a good 60 years and that's the Smith and Lesson short cartridge. Smith and Lesson is available. It was a staff range, a bunch of the hole from down south where they had some of these still in to modifying the gun for the existing you won't make any mistakes and you can find the ammunition you can also take 38 special cut down the brass a couple extra for the 38 Smith and Wesson cartridge 38 special will not fit in 38 Smith and Wesson they built it intentionally that way be made. There were changes in metallurgy and a lot of the old old cartridge guns that were designed to handle the higher pressures of the new hot cartridge that's why the 357 is also a longer cartridge and you know it's built so that the eight special guns, you put it in the bullet stick, why each cartridge got progressively a little longer, oh let's make sure they don't screw up on this one. And with revolvers, because of the way the cylinder is working out these guns, again, check them over, do maintenance on them, follow that, you do regular maintenance, if you're gonna vote of high quality, to make sure that there's nothing that's missed. Now remember that you gotta check every once in a while, because gravity is working against you. Lubricants, you mean, off of the surface. with the metal and tries to turn it back into rust. That's right, oxidation. And we're trying to avoid that. So what we're doing is we're putting a lubricant peel over the whole of the welder so that there is a, and that prevents the probability of the leaking down. If it's aluminum, that's a good idea. Things to remember about their maintenance, don't worry about having the hot load on the planet. I know it's fun, but you're trying to get these weapons past longer. Standard, fat put down targets, just now you can carry some plastic. if you want, if you think you need a little while, but go with factory standard loads. If it's 357 standard load by a couple hundred feet per second, old factory load, tell you that right now, most people don't know this, no, it's been a while since they shifted that, but they did this with everything, nine millimeter 45 ACP. Every caliber that was attended this, remember that's when, you know, you might want to check this back and you decide, but if you do use the older load picture, you need to set your print with your handgun or with the rifle, whatever you're doing. to make sure that you know where that rest of the formula. And with your Revolve, 5 automatics, Snova 25, you get it, grab it, make sure it's maintained, buy 6 mags for it, it's a nice little weapon to have in a pocket. It's a pocket pistol. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop that mag, pop it for somebody with 5 automatic, it's just like a, you know, a little high rail. All of these arms should be treated accordingly. Another thing is, start collecting bullets, anytime somebody's throwing out a brand new one, it might be unique to you, trade it out to people who somewhere else. always remember that other people, don't just fuck for yourself, grab all the brass, anybody else is crazy enough to leave behind, sort it out accordingly, use gallons, get on down the road. By the way, getting on down the road, forgive me, it is 6.30 this afternoon, the waking hour, and it is, oh and love, it's also the 12th of the week, guys. Now get up, get up, no, no, don't pull the, we're talking about guns, I know. In reality, you also have to get to work, so I'm supposed to keep you busy while you're getting, it's really, really, that by having the time available so you can just call in, need it, not when you feel like you feel like it. Maybe some opportunities through with regard to satellite dish guys. Rick Sat, we've already gotten out a couple of those units to winners with the raffles that we've had, individuals are now listening to the Micro Effect of the VIAO satellite. But the satellite system dish, and you have KU capability, you can listen to via satellite, you can get the coordinates. WU.TheMicroEffect.com. www.themicroeffect.com www.thepointofgoingovertherecheckingitout and you can give Rick a call. That was a happen. Satellite dishes and how to hook them up. If you got questions, hey, ask the guy who's in the business. Time comes, guy's getting the right information. Don't have to guess, doesn't have to be second hand. Now, the KU band five foot dish footer. Oh my goodness, you got the big, you got the big one. Well, if you have a 12 footer, you have got the king. If it's KU band capable, you've got the ability drag in that signal. Let's think that through. My goodness, it's 6.25 out there in left close, 9.25 here. Still blue sky. Hey, minutes and I don't have a cloud in the sky yet. I shouldn't say a magnet. Members for all of my boys, those are my men. You guys are going to be out there at the night that is taking place at Camp Ah, you guys are prepping there too. My boys, that infantry badge, the way because those are my guys. Young men, the fastest formation here, the second out for and picking the best of the best for the guys that are now in the militia. In time, they're experienced. A lot of them have gone overseas. Desert Dust 1 and Desert Dust. So the guys have a lot of competition. They're familiar with modern systems. Mobile mechanized units, as a matter of fact. And the Jettney is one of their vehicles. That is going to be supplementing a lot of the fastest. Doing the testing for the time comes, which is already in that. Gen 2 is already in motion. But the prototype production models are swell. Gotta take the... It is! By nine, you're supposed to be up and awake! Slap you in here with a microphone, Pete. Get out of bed, let's go. You know, you set the alarm clock for a reason, so don't you sit there and say, you gotta go to work. It's Wednesday. It is the middle of the week. It was also Weapons Wednesday, by the way. And we're trying to give you solutions. We don't just lament about the problems. Oh, it's so bad. Oh, the boy, oh, oh, 2012. We're all gonna die. You notice how that was like, isn't it fascinating how fat things like that come and go? Isn't that interesting, guys? You know, with the movie, it was all because of the movie, 2012. Mayans, they just must know everything. Are you on Mayans out there? Well, no, I'm not on Mayans. Well, that's okay. 2012. Now, once we get... to 2012, I guess it'll be like 2018. In fact, they're already prepping for that. If you'll notice, they're already doing all of the precursors to, well, okay, like I was joking, remember for the last two or three years, okay, the money's off a little bit. 2018, 2021, just a little farther out there so you all get your panties bunched. Everybody's got the tight sphincter effect where you can't drive a needle up with a sledgehammer. That's the whole idea. And everybody's supposed to go, it's people! There's no such thing as doing anything! It's gonna be the end of the world! The end of their comment! Right, well I hear the music and we're not so much aliens, but we got advertisers and they have put their money where their mouth is. If you can, please support them. We'll be back in about three minutes here, Weapons Wednesday, Micro Effect, in the morning. Protect your freedoms and be independent by learning how to maintain, repair, and customize your own firearms through these exclusive video training courses on DVD from the American Gun Smithing Institute. 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Well, I'm not the crying nor the whining kind Till I hear the whistle of the 309 of the 309 of the 309 Put me in my box on the 309 Hey, and we're coming back. I'm hitting with Johnny Cash. Oh my goodness. Well, the gentleman's gone, but you know what? He's still very much alive. That's a classic example of how music works. gone? You know what? You can hear any- you hear Johnny Cash in your house. Space? Isn't that cool? Think about it. So he's not gone. He's gone, but he's not forgotten. That's the term. Well, most assuredly, he's very much local cords and how they brought those. I want to get onto a try. It's gonna- I'm starting to strain you, but I want to kind of bring your- you know, ooooooh! Aaron, what's that have to do with anything? You know, there's a reason that the Air Raid Sirens were used and it isn't what they call the all clear, but I'm gonna qualify. How many people remember when the first Challenger Space Shuttle went, BILL? went blowed up. They really, I argued, because I was an aerospace engineering guy, and I went very familiar with that. And the space shuttle design was designed and hard, and naturally so, if nothing else, even if it wasn't designed into it, what it was. Command deck of any aircraft, most heavily engineered, and short of the bath, there's two things. Up where the cockpit is, all the hydraulics, everything came to the pilot to operate the aircraft. So command deck is heavily re-impaired, where they can lighten up on anything else, like they can't lighten up on the frame command deck. People didn't know that if it looks like you're heading for a plane crash, to the bathroom everybody else is buckling up and go I'm gonna survive you know me you know the crash all over the place well head for the bathrooms and if you don't think so I'm gonna point something out take a look at the locker bees you've seen over the years there are two parts of the plane locker be Scotland the plane went in nose first for the cockpit left there guys remember the Bobby stand there looking up and it sideways now the it wasn't pretty sight inside because the pilots are road peeps on the windshield controls anyway the bathroom sir why well you know pint is a pile in the world around is heavy guys actually got a lot more raw material because once you have that fluid remember nothing well guess what you're in the bathrooms there's also very few of any sharp objects inside the bathroom to really get you did everything's you know designed to be contoured so people to talk about that or know about that however you might recall a steward or stab during Kilder because anyway my point is this challenger goes up boom everybody goes oh I said no that's them right there and watching as it's happening and you see the whole command deck going you know out and flight path to a little teardropping. Now everybody said, oh that's crazy, that's just crazy. They all blowed up in pieces. I said, no, they're flying that plane. They may not know what's going on because the cockpit is secure. They might even have holes in the bridge, but they're doing everything they can. That aircraft not knowing what's going on with the aircraft and what it is. They have no wings, they have no, guaranteed if there's any live at that moment, and there would be. Big body chunks are not little bits and pieces floating around the size of your, you know, your thumbnail. They're very much alive and to prove this out you might recall that when the challenger after the challenger hit sending divers out does anybody remember this they had to wait 10 minutes for debris field to come down and land before they could opt the divers safely guarantee the boat with component and all these flat surfaces are flying around like frizz I'll bet maybe you know ton five you know for that big they come up pretty fast but you know like 20 pounds here 50 pounds there and a metal frizz be coming down at any velocity is as soon as The debris field was ordered to be safe. They turned right out to a certain location, people. Does anybody remember this? They ran the rescue boats right out to a certain spot. I want to jog your memory on that because then they had the, oh, we got to remember the astronauts. And that was another thing I said, this is kind of a little hasty because they're going to have bodies and they did a memorial. They were trying to bury us. And they had a memorial because we'll never find the pilots because they're all blown up. Then came the embarrassing moment where they opened deck. Astronauts still in the turns out, if you remember, that it actually, the emergency oxygen supply, that yep, the supplies they had, they had even tried to use the first aid kit. Somebody who was hurt, being fixed by a tool, functional. What does that tell you? See, there's a long ways to ride that thing, that wreckage, back down to the impact on the wall. The point is that after the thing hit, they knew right where she went down. Guys, think about this. There was a possibility they could have survived the impact. Those suits offer some protection. The team is designed to compress. It's amazing what you can look right there. This is a frustrating issue. They could look to right where? Where they watch with the telemetry, through the telescopes. Remember they could still see this thing with optics. Are not the optics they can read and print on or can see the side of the aircraft with at any mile up. So they're watching and they see the command module break up and they go down and they saw right where it landed but they now will move over to the other subject here. One of the old air raid sirens. Well there was two air raid sirens you had to pay attention to. Number one, that one that told you, oh what was that term? I can just once, the bombs have stopped, I can just jump right out and watch the planes leave. Well no, because you see while the planes were going over, going off, you know, oh what, 20,200 feet? 100 feet? Well it's coming down a little faster, but you know there's an old story, any cannon round going up and it had chunks of stuff still coming down. And remember the guns weren't next to you, the guns were all whatever they were throwing. following the target and eventually that debris, well it takes a little while, when you go longer you might think for it to come down. Plus there's stray ones, there's guns still going off automatically that have not been targeted, maybe firing at a follow-up photo of an innocent aircraft. Have you heard the second signal, the all clear, wasn't safe to go outside? Not because of enemy bombs, chunks of stuff that our guys sent out that might be coming down if you were the guy that lived in the city or the woman. That's also true of another thing. Let's say that the guns did their job and Charlie gets smacked on a stick. You don't want to come up and go, I survived the bomb! You got killed with a rear fuselage part of an enemy, you jump out of the bunker guys. You didn't just jump out of the bomb shelter, they didn't just let you. It was to protect you from all those things that went up that eventually had to come down. Whoa, Mark, bringing this subject. Well, it's kind of like, know where your impact points are, but you know, there are heavier weapons out there, which then gets me into a subject that I'm gonna really harp on here. We're kind of tired of vampires, everybody's like, oh, vampire book and vampire movie 589, vampire book 1014, vampire book 2048, Toots and 216, 3000, oh, how many ways? Let's see, vampire, anyway, the point is that now the next thing is to, we have to have the little string of your hobbies like the road, 2012, which you already mentioned, 2012, which is coming on, the 2012 invoke thing, beating in the background, stationary backup, you know, nonstop now. coming out where you've got the people back you can see previews or sky so it's across what they've done is remember yet war of the worlds we salute weezers you know the military the only people that can carry guns but what if there's always people that are you know my rifles heavier than your m16 to fire if I shouldn't I use my nice big old official people should carry guns and everybody else should be a victim that's exactly what that BS movie promoted watch that piece of tripe that's what it did every step of the way dudes, where'd the army dudes come from? The marine dudes, are they growing them in a potato patch somewhere? Yeah, are they special enough to the side? BS. The classic example of conditioning through the BS. They say aliens. So now all we got the latest one is, oh, let's not forget Independence Day. It's just so big, and they're monstrous, and they're the size of the city, and everybody's going, wow, look, it looks Pepsi on the bottom of it. Google and uniform was gonna go up with a solution, and everybody else must be apprenting and dancing, and Mr. Refugee. What's me about this? Independence Day, it was... and they did show it, but they always did it in a polite way. You start fighting with space aliens and they got these big shim problems when you got a spaceship, you just had urban. Do you think they're gonna slide sideways and come out in the woods? Or out in the farm fields, because after all they deserve it and the city doesn't? That's one thing. Now, in the skyline, yes, actually. Well, one of the other things, nothing will work. Now, how about, we'll see, the original War of the Worlds. Well, no, the original War of the Worlds back in the 50s, the nuclear device didn't work. I'm standing here going, the same thing happened with all stand there and they'll call it the uh... let's try it a nuclear device ok we're trying to clear by one nuclear device i now they got a member in independence day they said well if they keep this up though by far all humanity world well if they're done with all these little triangles are building with humanity will be dead in thirty one days now let me ask you something you're standing there in your general or even if so though okay we just tried one right now we're launching it all right we'll see it happens more work what we are a lot of the next fifty all these weavers are One of them didn't work, I guess we should just give up. And my IB state went, one didn't work, so we're gonna give up. How many missiles do you have? Well, we got 40. Let's see, I launched one nuclear device, and it doesn't work. The plan's gonna be, you know, our brains are gonna have missiles. You don't launch one nuclear device. If one didn't work, let's try five. If five don't work, let's try 10. What have we got to lose? You know, it's like in aliens, I'd love to do this right in the middle of the Earth. Have somebody turn with a, you know, drop their binoculars. See, the idea is that we It's futile, now I'm gonna sit here and stare at the wall, now I'm gonna scratch my hand and insert my thumb between my cheeks into my fundamental orifice and stick the other one in my mouth and go into credit tonic brain fart, you know? Be like, well, let's see, above, why don't we bury him? Pretty embarrassing if you're gonna see him cause it's a hole to the effect. These are things that, you know, you wouldn't like me. If I watch it, I can sit and watch it, but when I'm done watching a movie like that, it's like, obviously, whatever remake of the world was Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise, of course, is what the Japanese already figured out to do. The Tom Cruise, you know, version, If you pay attention, the guys are talking to you, and he goes, well, I hear the Japanese knocked out two of the machines. Well, if they figured out how to do it, we ought to figure out how to do it. I can tell you how the Japanese did it. Once the Japanese figured out that the spacings were grabbing humans, the high-explosive could as a backpack and a front pack and groin pack and leg packs, go out there and get picked up by the aliens. Oh, push him, I got him out. Oh, I got him out. Oh, oh. As soon as they picked him up, started dragging him into the spaceship, it's different triggers on his hand, plus one on his toes, the trigger first. Then the ship go, space alien ship go, and it's sucking up all hope? First thing you do, you go to a cancer, a cancer ward where people on space aliens are trying to kill your family. Shit, they bought that, they do. Anybody here want to carry a nuclear device? I'm dying anyway. But we're going to strap a nuclear device on your hind end, one on your back, one on your front, going to put a button on it. What you're going to do is walk up, look at the light, let the space aliens suck you up, and when you get to a certain point, we're going to tap the trigger. What do you say? How many people want to volunteer to go kill space aliens? by inches and they're going to kill you anyway because you already explained everybody they're eating everybody's brain. Now, since they're vacuuming everybody up, it'd be a great experiment. And by the way, try one. One kind of work, the thing staggers a little bit. If you see this video, it's like, well, they're vacuuming people up. Okay, I need 10 volunteers, everybody carry a pocket, you know, like a backpack nuke. Going in together, here we go. Suicide Squad Team 2, bonfire! And everybody gets sucked up at a certain point. Obviously, the Cancer Suicide crew with nuclear devices works just fine. like somebody who just sucked up my whole family, my kids, everybody else. Anybody here peed out about that? Alright, there you are, you're okay. We got a backpack new for you. Revenge. They wouldn't figure it out because here's how this works. Our known survivors. You ever thought about that too? Big enough and bad enough? There's nobody to tell anybody else what happened. Hey, Hashimoto, what are you doing? I'm going with that one, you go to this one. Hey, let's get a bunch of them at the same time. Everybody coordinate this. Everybody got their radio sets going? Yep, okay, don't look at the light. Get under the vacuum sweeper. Everybody got their new. Everybody ready? And they all get sucked up and all of a sudden, whoop! Gee, Mark's mean. We start thinking, you know, we gotta deal with this problem instead of the Weezer refugee thing. Now, which would make more sense? Well, we're all gonna die, so let's do the Anks, Weezer, Weezer-Winer thing where you stare at the wall while you've got guns, weapons, and armament. You've got an arsenal of 100,000 nuclear devices. But we're only gonna use one, because if we use more than one, well, it'll be bad for the planet. I think the space aliens eating your brains, killing all the animals, and turning going to be bad for the planet trying a lot of new best movies are i get sick of the things that were but they were where they want you to go with a space aliens please fuck up bitter trying to tell you if you will resist there will be world wait a minute they can barely they can barely what they're trying to have are the way mobile lane but what you see in the movies is what they're trying to promote for in general the whole population to start thinking this way start thinking outside the box look at these things a little bit of stupid some of the stuff is Well, wait a minute. If I can get close enough, and they are of tissue, if I shoot them, what happens? They die. Hey, we're having space alien barbecue tonight, guys. Wake up, there's sauce. The way, even if I couldn't eat it, I'd still make sure I took big chunks out of it. They found bones laying around. There'd be empty barbecue bottles around a skewer that I had going with the barbecue aliens sitting there, all already done and finished. And I'd be wearing bars on my lips when I'd go to negotiate their surrender. You guys want to surrender? otherwise your barbeque. Oh, it wouldn't like me and stuff like that. That's why we need, we need Patriot wood. We got the top of the hour though here, so we're gonna have to go to break for a bit. It's Weapons Wednesday. I want you all to stay tuned here. Pay attention to our sponsors because they have helped us. Now please help them and make sure they stay in business. Back to the process. That's the Republic, death of the new world order. We show prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The Empire is on the run, we're on the march. We are space alien. Now work with me, I'll slap you side to head. Well, with the microphone, peace. We'll be back in about 6 minutes here, Weapons Wednesday on the Micro Effect. It's a beautiful sunny day here in Michigan State. Bringing it through here. Gosh, sir. We've been climbing the face of this pyramid for over five minutes. I'm exhausted! Yeah, I can see you are, but I'm fine. Why is that, Johnson? I don't know, sir. Nutrition boy, I told you. I bought my food for this journey from a freeze-dry guy, and I got delicious, nutritious stuff when I feel great. You? Sir, I've already heard that lecture. Eh, yeah, probably wasted time. Come on, Johnson. Through that hatch right there. Yes, sir. Down these steps... Come on, sir. Through the door at the bottom, and here it is, Johnson. Behold. Wow! A sarcophagus full of freeze-dried food! I noticed the variety. Sir! That means even the ancient Egyptians knew about the freeze-dried guy. No, it means I planted it here in 97 and it's-