Mark Koernke hosted the morning show on October 1, 2010, featuring a raffle drawing for a KU-band satellite receiver system from Rick's Satellite, with a $5 minimum entry fee and drawing scheduled for October 11th. Jonathan, a previous raffle winner, called in to discuss his satisfaction with the satellite system, detailing how he customized his setup with a dual-feed horn and larger dish to handle heavy rain and snow. The show promoted the satellite system as a free-to-air alternative for accessing diverse news sources including Al Jazeera and Russian television without monthly fees or internet requirements. The latter portion of the broadcast featured extended banter between Mark and Joe about invasive carp species in the Mississippi River, discussing creative solutions like bounty programs and establishing a cat food processing plant, drawing parallels to historical pest control methods.
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So anyway, just want to say hi there. It is the first of October. We made it to October. Supposed to be dead when the first part of the oil well. We're going to have the big tidal wave explosion under the water and anyway we are very much alive and well. Doesn't mean it's happening. Don't worry there's plenty of disasters. Here at Fabian Social 1010. We're going to get that K off the bad guys. That means we're going to need you to help pitch in with the micro effect. And for that issue, guess what? We've got, I think, a guest and another guest here. We're going to come up in a moment, even as I speak, wheeling dials that I told you about that normally was an Orban and the old boat. Well, that wheel, running the generator, it looks about the same way, kind of greasy. Of course, all these other people are discrepancy. It's really tense here this morning, yes. There he is. Oh, no, there's that slave driver Joe. worse than you thought. You didn't tell me that. Where do we go? Where am I? Where do we hide? Alright, today is the beginning of we're going to have a new drawing for another KU-BAN satellite receiver system and we want you to get on the net. It's the same thing as last time, a $5 minimum. Okay, $5 gets you five entries into the drawing. Okay, there's no limit on how many entries you can make. We're going to have the drawing on a Monday morning on the 11th of October. That's $5 minimum, okay, $1 per entry, no limit on your entries. You can use PayPal on the front of the website or the chip-in, I'm sorry. If you do that, please send some kind of a little message with it so we know what you're trying to do. As I mentioned yesterday, some people just They just make a donation that I'd interested in the satellite system, but they should be because if we put your name in the hat, even if they didn't want it, you could give it to somebody else. So keep that in mind. We do have an operator standing by today. She has been working in other places, but today she's going to be working here. And she can take your credit card over the phone. She's really good at that. You know how women are. They are great with credit cards. And what else? You can snail mail. Plenty of time to snail mail. Like I said, the drawing is not until the 11th. So you can do that at PO Box 164, Kamiay, Idaho 83536. And once again, PO Box 164, Kamiay, Idaho and Mark. I brought and invited our previous winner here to be on the air here with us this morning. So Jonathan, open up the line there, Chase. Jonathan, you with us here? Yes, sir. How are you guys doing? Doing good. I just wanted people, you know, for one, I wanted people to realize that yes, there is really people out there that did win something. Yes, they did. And I couldn't believe how fast and how good Rick is at shipping. Oh, yes. Yeah, Rick's a great guy. He uh, well, you know, there's a guy that is working in his out of his garage basically You know, I've never been to his place. I know I've been talking to Rick, you know for a few years off and on the phone but Yeah, he just works out of his garage, but you'll never I don't think you'll ever find anybody else's willing to help you over the phone as he is You know spend as much time as needed You still later driving? I spent several times with him on the phone. What I did was I got a dual feed horn so I could set up a second receiver if I wanted to. And I got a bigger, larger dish because sometimes we get lots of rain or lots of snow. Like yesterday, we got six inches of rain and when you have a bigger dish, you may have less dropout sometimes. So you got some extra stuff along with the... Yes, I measured two places where I wanted the wire to be so I got a different wire situation than what was in the package so I ordered that and I ordered a second feed horn that had a dual feed on it so I could have two receivers set up. Okay, well you're telling me something, I didn't know you could do that. Yeah. And that way you could be listening to one, recording on one, and somebody in another part of the house could be tuning and flipping around on another station by having a dual feed horn on there. Really? It takes the same space as a single, and I think it was only like $10 more to upgrade to that. Are you listening here, Mark? Oh yes. As a matter of fact, what's really cool about this is, again, so we've been telling everybody the miracle of the satellite system, guys. It's been handy, you know, for all kinds of projects. personally listening or you can run a radio station with this? Signal is really clean isn't it? Yes it is. I haven't had a chance to system up yet right now because I had a lot of remodeling going on but it's right next to my next project to do. We had lots of rain here this past couple weeks here and yesterday we, for instance, we had six inches of rain so it's not good time to dig. Yeah, 106 inches of rain? Yeah. You don't need a satellite receiver man, you need a canoe. I thought maybe you could be raffling off a boat today or something. It sounds like maybe we need to. No, I dealt with Rick and I talked to him on a Friday and I said let me measure and see what I need and then I called him on Monday and told him what I needed and within less than a couple days I had everything, I couldn't believe how fast it came and he had custom cut the wires, the lengths I wanted. It's going to be a quick project because of that. If I have any problems I'll just end up giving him a call. He also, in the box, he says it's easy to read instructions to figure out. I'm not a geek or a techno geek or anything like that. It looks like something that they even might not putting my wife down because she hasn't dealt much with electronics, but I'm sure that she should probably do it too. The hardest part is probably digging the little trench to hide the wire in the soil because I'm going to have my dish not attached to the house. What did he send you a sheet like he got your what your zip code there or something? Yeah, he plotted my zip code and he showed on a piece of paper he showed how I should orientate the dish and point it and aim it and things like that just for my own zip code that was customized for me. Yeah, see that's what's great about the guy. You know he he can plot it all out for you on a piece of paper. You don't have to be a scientist and get it all figured out. You just got to put up a dish. plug in your receiver and even if you have problems, all you have to do is pick up the phone and Rick will help you with that. It looks like we're coming into our first break here for this hour anyway. Don's supposed to be joining us here Mark? He should be but he's probably got a little transport. You know, he's got to take care of some things this morning because I know there's some personal stuff he has to be taken care of and that's very schedule wise. So you guys can stay right where unless you got to take him off. Hang on Jonathan. Yes sir. Don't go anyplace. And I know you can hear us two ways, on the phone and on the satellite eventually. How do you like that? We're going to go to break this. This is a micro effect in the morning. Don't forget, we've got the new drawing for the next satellite system coming up. We've got our person who received the last one right here on the long loop with Joe McNeil. Back in about three minutes here, on the micro effect in the morning, grab that next cup of coffee. It's Friday, you've got to go to work eventually. We'll be right back. 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No work no work no work. Yeah, dude if we don't do a work thing man like well I can't afford like the surf bars man Man, I haven't seen anything that resemble a paycheck in so many years that you know hey Hey, you know what California you get pre-taxed way and I keep asking this question if you get pre-taxed guys and you not fired But the business goes to Mexico or the business goes to communist China Say a month out the five months back in pre-taxing how do they do that? I'm a little confused because that's kind of assuming that your job is going to be stable enough that you can be taxed for it. If you do get laid off is it, you know, right, is there a reimbursement program? Yeah, although you're going to get a tax voucher. That's a slip of paper that says your money was already spent. You never had it so we never gave it to you. That's right. There's something along those lines. Of course the state still got those shekels. form out of your paycheck. and talk to Kelly and she'll get your entries into the box. If we have too many of these, we're going to give you one of those squirrel cage things, you know, that you spin around, you know, the names and stuff, or the balls in it or something. But you can contact her and use your credit card, or you can just simply use PayPal, a minimum of a $5 contribution. We'll get you five entries into the drawing. and there's no limit on how many entries that you make. So if you want to make a hundred, that's fine. We'll put your name in there 100 times. And you know, by the way, let me have bring up Jonathan there real quick. Jonathan, how many entries did you have, man? Because you know what, you want a book too, didn't you? Yes, sir. Yeah, because I reached in there and I pulled out, okay, you got the satellite. Next one was you and I was a little surprised. Well, I was worried. keep on winning. I called in I think five times, I think $10 at a time. Oh, is that what you did? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well it paid off. Yeah. I mean, you know, so you can, for those of you out there, you can try a little strategy like Jonathan there because you know, I thought we were going to give everything to Jonathan. You know, we had a couple of booby prizes there and what have you. I thought I was going to get your boots. Yeah, get that single Tony Lama cowboy boot that we've had here in the studio for years. We've been trying to give that away. It's just every day I kept hearing and I didn't know if anybody was calling in and I wanted to make sure that the raffle went off well and it was something that I wanted and needed. I also was trying the same thing with K.T. Ordnance. That might have been more popular or something like that. The other thing is why are you waiting, only doing 10 days, why aren't you doing a longer time for the... the dish, I thought that might be a... Well, it's a matter of, you know, we tried to do it to create some support for the, you know, at the first of the month, because that's, you know, our struggles are the same as yours, man, every, you know, first of the month, man, we got to get things covered. And so that's why, you know, we kind of make it a short stroke situation. and create a little bit of creativity to support ourselves. Folks, I got to tell you out there, if you think it's tough on what you're trying to do, you ought to try to do this. Because this literally, without question, forces us to rely on our listeners and anybody else who will participate and contribute, any of that. Without that, we're just not going to be here, period. I like the raffles because number one, you're huffing the micro effect. Number two, you may get something to help you enhance your listening to the micro effect with the satellite dish. Rick put everything in the box that nothing can keep you from doing your job other than being lazy. Mike's juice is the weather and we're modeling right now. He even put a compass in there so you can find out which way is north so you can put your dish in just right. So he thought of it all. In that package it's all self-installed and needs custom cut the link to the cables so I wouldn't have a whole lot of extra on the one end or something like that. And I didn't have to buy a machine to crimp the ends because that's all custom done for me so I didn't have to buy a little handy tool. And like I said, the only part left for me to do is I've got 20 feet out from the house. I've got to bury the cable. But some people put it on their deck or something like that, so they don't have to really bury anything. But the other thing is, Joe, I would like to see maybe you raffle off a cooking with Joe, something like that. So I can come over for a weekend. Cooking with Joe? Show me how to cook. Well, I got to tell you man, we're both going to starve to death. I was going to say, boy, hot dogs and hot dogs with, uh, let's wrap them around them. And then don't forget the famous, just a hot dog wrapped up in a wheat, tortilla shell. How to eat hot dogs in several thousand different ways. Oh, look, filleted hot dog. Oh, Monty. As long as we're not cooking that food. Hey, are you sure this is a bratwurst? Yes, no, this is a hot dog syrup, I'm sure. This bratwurst is German. We wouldn't let it out there. We are, of course. I wish you were from SS Lorraine. That's right. Remember, you squiggle the beans very carefully on an angle too. When you have pork and beans and hot dogs like that, remember, in the cuisine, you want beans at a time. Slow down. Don't eat fast. No doubt. There we go. So the cans easy to open and the hot dogs are easy to pull out and throw in the microwave or boil on the stove. There you go. We'll get that going for you Jonathan. That's a fish in with Joe maybe or something. That might be a little better. That's a quarter stick, a dynamite, a mason jar, a rock and the river right behind the studio. Or we'll have Mark tell you how to Cougar hunt. Oh yeah, well that's tough. What? What? What? That'll get him every time. Gotta go to break, gentlemen. We'll be right back. See what's down here with us? We're gonna go to break down. Yes, we are, you guys. Moment noticed here. Three minutes, we'll be right back. But in the interim, oh, there's a bunch of references to time. In the interim, you've got the opportunity to write down all of these phone numbers, websites, email addresses, names, and the things that you want, but you can get them. We'll be right back. Evidence, Janssen. Even raccoons respect the authority of a man with good nutrition. That's me. Now what's going on here? Well he started it, sir. I was trying to clean this fish and he tried to take it from me. Yeah, well you must have looked a little wimpy. Sir, I'm hungry. 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That's why I was asking, I don't know if you caught that, I was asking Jonathan how many entries he had in last time, because every time I reached in a box I was pointing out his name. And we had quite a few entries. It wasn't just three or four. Yeah, five blocks of ten. So that worked out real good. So maybe somebody else out there might want to use some similar strategy. You know, I want to say something else too. Some of the things that went on, there were people making contributions, entering the drawing, and was saying, you know, if my name gets drawn, you know, to give it to someone else, you know, because they already had one or something. So that's the kind of listeners that we have out there. And folks, if you haven't been around any of these satellite systems, Basically with Jonathan sharing with you there Rick satellite you can find his banner on our website He doesn't pay us anything to advertise here. I just like the guy so he does such a great job You're not going to find any other satellite anything anywhere that does what Rick does He programs it for you, man. He'll get your zip code and he'll customize the whole thing. So when you get it in your package, there's instructions there for you how to get yourself aligned. And I guess he gives you a little compass there too from what Jonathan is saying. And so you can find north and south, this kind of thing. So you're lacking nothing. And for a few bucks, a $5 contribution, you put your name in the drawing. And if you win, these things are really awesome because, again, they're free to air. There's no monthly fee. You don't have to pay anything. You've got your satellite system. That's it. And as I explained yesterday, you can get for news sources. I watch Al Jazeera and Russian television quite often there. I get my news sources from them. You'll be surprised at who you see on Russian television and some of the other programming on there. So again, it's all free to air. It costs you nothing. So if you, maybe if you don't even, you know, win the one that they were, you know, having the drawing for, you might consider one for yourself, you know, in the future. It doesn't require internet, doesn't require anything, all that requires is you reach over there and hit the button and you're good to go. So again, it's a $5 contribution, okay, minimum. You can, it's a dollar per entry. So, and there's no limit on the entries that you can make. and it all starts today we're going to have the drawing on the 11th which is a Monday we'll have it right here on Mark's show in the second hour and maybe you can be as fortunate as Jonathan here you know he was our last winner for the satellite receiver and you know I happen to know it oh she was in the chat room here a little bit ago one of our other winners I think she won the Berkey water filter Well, we gave away two of those. There was two drawings for those. And both of those people were, of course, perfectly happy with their Berkey Water Systems. You know, we try to put little things together, you know, to, you know, it's multifaceted. It helps support the micro effect and a little bit of fun, you know, giving away some of these products that, you know, that we advertise here on the micro effect. Maybe sometime in the future we can have some of our previous winners call in and talk to you out there listening to you about the products that they've gotten and how the world they work. Maybe they fell apart, which I doubt very seriously, but do some of that. So that's where we're at. If you'd like to get involved, it starts today. It starts this morning. We have an operator standing by to take your credit card on the phone if you want to use your credit card. and get your name in the drawing for the 11th of October and we'll have another satellite system going out for you to tune into the micro effect. What do you think guys? I guess great. Most important here too guys is you've got one person right here on the air letting you know the system but for everybody else there are people that are listening that get the call, they get a chance, I don't know what to do with today but Well, just to remind everybody, we have many different micro stations that are running off the satellite system. We have people that listen in remote locations. That's another thing where it's a big advantage. You can get an inverter. The solar panel is very lightweight, but probably your best choice because that's easier than a wet cell. You can run your satellite dish where everything's off the shelf and you can put this in the most remote location you can imagine. But if you're listening to the micro effect, like you're right there in the studio with Joe when he's cracking, you can hear the loud noise. Yeah, a lot of screaming going on. It worked exceptionally well. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, I know. Well, you know, that's why we chose the name the micro effect. Because, you know, it's always been about micro broadcasters. Actually, the micro broadcasters existed before the micro effect. It was just an idea that, you know, we put into play that, you know, we'll do something in the line of, you know, with micro broadcasters. So it's all together, you know, and that's why we came up with the name the micro effect because of you know stations out there and you're and you're right they use most of them also uses the satellite receiver to Feed your stations because they don't have to worry about bandwidth or the computer shutting off or you know Anything like that. They just hook it up to the satellite system. We have one lady out there I don't know she's listening out there this morning. She grooms dogs there in Michigan. You know who I'm talking about mark She grooms dogs And she's got, she listens in the house and in her workplace. And once in a while if we're having a satellite problem there, she'll call up and say, hey, you're off the air or whatever the problem is. And I really appreciate people like that. They care enough to let us know. Because obviously if we knew that we had a problem, we'd be fixing it. Well, last night, just to give you an example, last night I had to come down here at midnight for one reason or the other. The automation didn't switch over. the backup came on and for one reason another had some kind of dual feed going on or you know it was a mess so I had to come down to the studio and redo everything, get everything realigned and back up and on the air that happens once in a while but not very often so folks if you're ever out there listening you got something weird going on just I don't know maybe give us a call or something and let us know how terrible we're doing here Jonathan, are you still there? Yes, I was going to add a couple of things that I saw that we really need about the satellite system is not only do I have a dual head, a quad head, and if I had to live closer to my neighbors, I could take three cables in three different directions, one to the fourth, the one to be to my house, the three other three to be my three neighbors, they could put in their own little receiver and run off my dish. a hours of all your sleeping you can record that and that would be an easy way for somebody that is not technical to record shows for further listening for your friends and family and other things. Well that's pretty creative man, getting multiple LMBs on there and feeding your neighbors. That's how micro broadcasting works man. Everybody helping everybody, just getting out whatever resources and resources we can to listen to the micro effect. You can start out simple with the single LNB and as you get more experienced you call Rick and he'll tell you what other satellites are up there and things like that. You can put in another LNB that's maybe geared towards a different satellite system and he programs it all so that your receiver picks up all the different stations. If Joe were to have an outage or one of the guests were not to be available and Joe has to come in and sing and you're not particularly fond of that kind of music, you could change the channel. Do you think they would do that to me? No, I think they would listen to MicroFect the whole time, but the neat thing is that Rick programs all these other places in the... I've just got a message here, y'all, PayPal button posted in the special announcements box there on the front page of the website. So, if you go to the PayPal button that's posted in the special announcements box on the website there, It will automatically come through telling us that you've entered for the drawing. I guess she just got that finished. So look for the Paypal button in the special announcements box and that's for the satellite drawing that we're going to have. Well, I appreciate your time here this morning, Jonathan. Thank you, sir. Man when you get that all up and running, you know, I will come back and let me know back, uh-huh Okay, and I'm looking forward to that fishing with Joe Okay, man. We'll see we can do there. Thank you know how that works quarter stick a dynamite Mason jar good heavy rock, but not too big It's got to be inside the jar set fuse throw jar sit back and launch here watch the fish rise to the surface grab net pull I thought you just hold your basket out and they just fall into the net, you know Well, he is pretty by the way, he is very close to the fishing pole should be handy there in the shop You know with a good real I probably could cast from the studio right into the river from here You know, it's a little bit of a throw but I thought that's what I heard everyone. So I hear this Finally, you know, I'm just tighten it up a little bit there and let her close for a moment Yeah, we're about a hard yards from the right and then you snag that duck. Oh We have submarine watch out here, you know Well, it's only about two feet deep here, but you know it's... Have you heard of the Redneck Fishing Tournament? I haven't. Jonathan, as we've talked about, there's now the Redneck Fishing. I guess it's running and get in their boat and go... The object of the Redneck Fishing, you know, you're fishing net. And the more you catch, the more you win. The Redneck Fishing... They're flying carp, they're a pack carp. I've seen some video on that. The thing about it is, the other part about Dona is that there is another part of that competition. They also have a theme, like one boat goes out, everybody dressed as golfers, and they use golf clubs to beat the suckers to death while they're in the air. The other guys dress as they've got guys with 12 gauge that just use them as skis. Anything you could imagine but they also get points for, they get benefit. There's this man, some really interesting. So of course, you know, baseball bat. Real creativity going on there. If you miss the carp and you got six other guys in the boat, where do you think the baseball bat hit? There's people with teeth missing by the time they're done on occasion. It's all part of being a redneck. That had to hurt. Oh, don't worry, sir. You got more where that came from. And the idea is to kill as many of these carp as they can. We've argued this all along with this carp problem, is it's not a problem. you know joe you're old enough down your old enough i'm old enough everybody out there listening guys remember when they lamented about all man this whole parable copy could kill everything off now all of a sudden after telling us that you know uh... the carrier pigeon we wiped out the carrier pigeon how is it we're having a problem with flying car all you gotta do is tell everybody open season pay a bounty or again open up a cat food company right on the mississippi every pound of flying carp you bring in you're gonna get cash. America gets flying carp you know the flying it'd be like I said flying kitty carp canned carp from America not Chinese maybe something equivalent of buffalo skins only catfish come on we almost wiped out the buffalo man I mean it wouldn't take us long if we could wipe out the buffalo if we could wipe out the carrier pigeon how the hell is it we can't figure out how to wipe out the flying carpet as And after we get through with the practicing on the cart, maybe we could do politicians. Well, that's where we'd be gone. After you've gotten used to the idea of beating carp to death, it's not a big deal. The carp, the politician, look pretty much the same. You can use the tennis racket, the golf club, or, well, whatever creative tool you've got that already worked well and go after the creature of the same ilk, but, you know, another location. Yeah. I'm saying that's pretty straightforward. We're having too much fun here this morning, I can tell you right now. No, but a lot less fun than those people on the river right now killing those carp. And you might be able to see that on you, KU-BIN. Yeah, exactly. It should be on the sports channel. You'll see the sports channel 50. Russian sports or something. That's right. Again, they are Chinese carp. People won't mind. Russians never like those Chinese anyway, not really. Cross the border with guns and stuff. You know, interestingly enough, too, the Nutria down in Louisiana. Nutria were the big thing. You know, they're an import critter that showed up. People had them as pets. Why? We don't know, except they were exotic. But they weren't exotic where they came from. They're a pest. Well, now they're in the bayous. And where they are in population, they mow down the swamp like a golf green. It looks just like a golf green. You know, you got the thatch grass and stuff. You'd swear you can walk on the stuff. and that was all done by the Nutria. Well now of course it's open season on the Nutria and we can't wipe the mountain. It's like well that's only because nobody's been creative. All you got to do is put a bounty on them again. We'll give you a you know a dollar or twenty five cents for every front pause you bring in. That's how we got rid of the woodchucks originally back in the 30s during the depression. They gave everybody a nickel a pair for a nickel for a set of front pause. And don't you just love reading those stories how the guy made his first million? Yeah, with wood-shot pods, piles of them. Yeah, he took out the entire species. Yeah, but that's back when we knew how to kill things. Apparently we've forgotten how to kill things and we just need government programs now because we just don't know how to do this. See, that was the thing. It's like, what's the cost of a 50-round box of 22 shells and a single-shot rifle? And it's like, guess what? For every 50 rounds, well, for the first nutria, you get your ammunition back. After that, everything else is profit. So the better you get with that 22, oh, that's probably why they don't like this idea. Think about it. Your rifle marksmanship skills go up dramatically. You train another rifleman slash marksman that's an American, and you get rid of the rodent problem without a whole hassle of government employees to deal with it. The existing bureaucracy could handle counting the pause, and it would give the main tag repairman, oh, the park ranger something to do. You know what I mean? Maytag is a good one. We'd actually be going into production the old American way, right? Oh yeah, well you know what, I'm planting a seed here too. I do this intentionally. Guys, a cat food plant along the Mississippi, you pay a flat rate, you've got to inspect the fish because you can't trust the buggers not to be killing everything. Okay, that just out works. So it's only the carp. But don't worry, there's not just blind carp, you'll take any carp. And carp are tasty once they take the whole carp, you throw it into the pressure cookers. They're about the size of your bathroom. They make pressure cookers as big as your bathroom or your kitchen. Everything goes in, and when it comes out, it's soft. And that goes into the food processor along with the mill and the grain, whatever else you want to use. And when you're done, you have cat food. Soft cat food or dry cat food, depending on if you want to roast it. Now there's a job that's Americans employed. we get rid of the flying car and a lot of the other car from the river we need to get rid of and everybody's happy but all know you know right now do they've got a committee of from six different states of a whole bunch of before the public chicago area that have been meeting for the last year and a half this no car how do you really car well we're going to be chemical very good are we going to we're going to what are you going to do i don't know They're taking over. Meanwhile, what you didn't notice is there's a seventh person at the table. It's one of the carp. I don't think we should do anything with the carp. The carp are nice. Leave carp where they are. We have rights too. Actually, after you try to do it. We have right to life. That's right. So tasty. Well, the cats will love you for it. See, that's the thing. Again, it'd be American cat food. Wouldn't have to worry about being poisoned. Wouldn't have to worry about other problems with it. This is I don't think the cat is going to have any problem with Nutria. It's a big rat. And you know maybe you can get other things out of the deal. You don't take the eyes and make necklaces or something. There's all kinds of things that you can do. Once you have a resource, you know, resources. Gentlemen, we've got about one minute left here in the program. So, let me remind everybody, the drawing starts today, $5 minimum entry. You can make his, it's $1 after that, okay, for your entries. And you can make as many entries as you like. The drawing beyond the 11th of October on Mark's show here, second hour for a KU band satellite receiver system from Rick's satellite. I want to ask Rick any questions prior to your winning ticket. Give him a call, okay? He's there Monday through Friday during business hours. and if his lovely wife answers the phone just ask her, are you still working there? I did that yesterday. Chris, I'm always giving her a hard time anyway asking her what time does the buffet start, you know this kind of thing. But thank you guys. See you on Monday. And again guys, you can call right now just because we really even doesn't mean the operators are going anywhere. That's right. We're going to be here all day. So 888-747-1968, 888-747-1968, operators are standing by waiting with their hand right there by the receiver. And that will help to make sure we cover the bills, guys, in October 1st. You still got time to donate all of the other methods and ways that are out there. And yes, we need it occurred. Very good. Thank you, Joe. Thank you. And Don, your number for night vision before you go, because we know you're going to be available. Two, three, one, seven, nine, six, eight, four, five, eight. Very good. Well, stay tuned. Frankly speaking, it's coming up right behind us. It's a beautiful blue sky day here Friday in Michigan. We're going to go out and get to work. Yeah, the farmers are out in the field right now. Just went by with the tractor again. God bless the republic. the world order we shall prevail it is just empires on the run but we are on the mark both day and night hoorah kick him in the flesh run him over to the fence and throw him a red deal and chihuahua throw him a nutrient applying carp for a ration on the way out yeah thank you Don thank you Mark God bless you God bless you America your freedoms and be independent by learning how to maintain, repair, and customize your own firearms through these exclusive video training courses on DVD from the American Gun Smithing Institute. Call and get a free two-hour sampler DVD video and catalog. See just how quickly and easily you can learn firearm disassembly and reassembly, acurizing, customizing, super tuning, refinishing, trigger repair, and much, much more for rifles, pistols, and shotguns. 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