August 3, 2010
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Mark Koernke discussed government overreach, municipal budget mismanagement, and border security issues. He criticized how local governments lay off productive workers while retaining overpaid administrators, and described how Ypsilanti, Michigan cut public services when denied budget increases. Koernke and caller George from Texas explored constitutional solutions to border security, including state sovereignty enforcement and demarcation lines. The show included anecdotes about military operations, food scarcity, and media manipulation, with discussion of preserving newspaper articles as evidence against false claims.
- government overreach
- municipal budgets
- border security
- state sovereignty
- ypsilanti michigan
- public services
- media manipulation
- preparedness
- constitutional rights
- federal government
- amnesty
- militia
- road infrastructure
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The Intelligence Report, Mark and Don every morning at 6am Pacific Time, Monday through Friday. As the National Rifle Association says, it's not guns that kill people, it's maneuvers. The Intelligence Report, Mark and Don every morning at 6am Pacific Time, Monday through Friday. I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them and that ain't bad. Tyrants labored endlessly while your parents were asleep. Your freedom's gone, your courage lost. You're no more than a slave. In this, the land of the free, the brave. You buy permits to travel and permits to own a gun. Permits to start a business or to build a place for one. On land that you believe you own, you pay a yearly rent. Although you have no voice in saying how the money's spent. Your children must attend a school that doesn't educate. And your Christian values can't be taught. According to this, you read about the current news in a regulated press, and you pay a tax you do not owe to please the IRS. Your money is no longer made of silver nor of gold. You trade your wealth for paper so your life can be controlled. You pay for crimes that make our nation turn from God and shame. You've taken Satan. You've given government control for those who do you harm so they could burn down churches and seize the family farm. and keep our country deep in debt. Put men of God in jail. Harash your fellow countrymen while corrupted courts prevail. Your public servants don't uphold the solemn oaths they've sworn. And your daughters, as if your leaders send artillery and guns to foreign shores, and send your sons to slaughter fighting other people's wars. Can you regain the freedoms for which we fought and died? Or don't you have the courage or the faith to stand with pride? And are there no more values for which you will fight to save? Or do you wish your children fear? Oh sons of the Republic, arise, take a stand, defend the Constitution, the Supreme Law of the land, preserve our great Republic and each God given right. As I awoke he vanished in the mist for whence he came. His words were true, we are not free, but we have ourselves to blame. For even now as Tyrants trampled each God-given right, we only watch him tremble, too afraid to stand and fight. He stood by your bedside in a dream while you were asleep and wondered what remains of the freedoms he'd fought to keep. What would be your answer? He called out from the grave. Southern and Central. I'm in to the bottom of Florida, bottom of Florida across the arc of the Union of Texas. Oh, oh, a bunch of the third. The word gets out about how to find us here. Project there. Oh, Smokey Mountains, the Blue Ridge, all those places and those so many names. Placement slash an alternative to the face. We don't really care about the bad guys and they're ugly. Remember that monkey from Congo? Ugly, ugly, very ugly. It is a beautiful gray. It's cloudy, I think it want to rain kind of day. And Don, what is the day today, sir? Mark, it is the third day of the air of our Lord 1010. And it was, you know how you just, no, I mean you just did not get in the morning. In fact, three in the morning we had an interesting, you know, I was out and I was looking around, it's like, hmm, that pregnant part where it's like, you're just, it's to the point where you just, you are going to get wet probably 10, 15 hours or so. And it's still that way this morning. So maybe Don, you're part of the state of, Some weather on to us, gee what a surprise, it wouldn't be the first time being downhill we get woof game right. Oh, remember Shogun? Guys, remember that was one of the scene where the, come join with us, and everybody kinda gets the laugh. Stuff that you point out because it's kinda like the repeat we're seeing right now with we must go kill propaganda. And I'm terrible because I have files and as you, as I pointed out the other day, actually, I could do this on Ustream guys. As I showed you in my files, I don't save just the cutout article. Now I appreciate it and I'm not going to say a word because I have a lot of friends and good people who want to say hi to our friends in Sierra Vista right now and hi to our friends in Hachuca City down there on the border because they send all kinds right out of the paper and put more in the envelope. We do that and I've done that too. But if I see something, especially if it's where somebody's going to say, oh they didn't say that, They didn't say that you hear what he said on the air. It's like guys as you've seen now on ustream and my files I'll pull the paper call out and the whole Paper the whole sheet of the newspaper that way well you can also benchmark it which is always fun because you know it's kind of like when you watch Yeah, when you watch movies you tape down VHS done You know most people didn't and they didn't want to blow over take all this myself because I know they're at this minute and that minute and the problem with doing that is you could miscalculate A lot of these VHS tapes you're getting from yard sale, no matter which, they're fascinating as it's the time. I forgot about that. I mean, you know, you're looking at an ad, you go, oh, that's right, that was, and it's one of those, it's not like the, your favorites of the world, which are usually picked by some sly character in advertising who wants his product. So when you do have the top and bribe off the carrot, they kind of, it gives you a better feed. It helps you to get the change in flavor in broadcasting and how things have been altered. Okay. As you know, host of then as opposed to the same is true. have a newspaper like flies but the cool thing about a newspaper they do it and you can not only show the article but demonstrate that it was absolutely beyond a shadow of a doubt this had to be printed by them you can't claim it was fabricated by us it's not a photo it's done on newsprint and all the other articles are there you know like uh... yeah numbers games which i try to point out is that even where it has no business even in every every section worship is so important that's right i want to play a car whenever i do that'd be a that you know propaganda to help prop up another element of kosher mafia promoting another element of the distraction machine sports arena kosher mafia to include the gambling end which is this mafia and you know what it's real have more time on my hands no point is when you article the one biggest problem you got done is there's a even though they could keep a stool intentionally subdivided so you've got to be careful then that chances are see if you try to cut it out of the pages the other reason might save the on the opposite side of the page you have the original story on it and if you try to cut it out it's like, I want to cut out that orange you clipping in on page gives you the date, time gives you the newspaper name attaches it right to the article so then they can't say well, well we never did that Yeah, you did. 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That sounds really like the one character was making 800,000 a year. And rather than, you know, using common sense, it'd be like, okay, guys, I'll tell you when to readjust that, you know, like I want to keep my job. So take a pay cut. a hundred twenty a year a hundred a year ok good are you know a hundred thousand here everybody else can have to eat nobody did that instead with the swine they always do the same thing you know all these are so bad we uh... uh... cut off all the public works for you can see and this is what they do this is like what happened right here in ipsilon in michigan we're trying to get more money down they were demanding more money okay or a button so what what did they do all we can't spend money on mowing the grass You can imagine what happened next. You know, you got the Shaggy Dog, right? You got hair. You know, there's masses everywhere, and it's horrid, and then there's weeds, and they aren't weeding their little sandpit where the swings are, and it looks like 10 years after World War III, and some firemen too, because after all, well, they're not going to come and help you. There's a problem, and the fire department doesn't need to be on the job. Politician, the Paris human, he's threatening to hurt you. He is willing to sacrifice you because he's not getting enough grafting corruption. You know, all the kinda- they won't look at him. Guess what? All of a sudden showed up that they- they didn't know they know- couldn't show up if you had a traffic accident because after all, you have no money. Uh, the moment the people started mowing the grass, them parked in their neighborhoods of the people. That's in Steen and Shinsburg and Shister where you're gonna get a pick in the public lakes. I'm telling you, don't you know we've got a blackmail package on right now. Oh, I'm sorry, exactly what they did, guys. To the scent of the city. You know, you're in a postage stamp lot in the city. They pay $3,000 to $5,000 a year in taxes. It's a week. It wasn't time, it was every day. But new. Still a landfill. Well, wait a minute. The same amount of trash goes to the landfill. So it's understandable they do trash pickup once a week. That's fine. But, you know, then it was like, and then there's special containers and then we can only do it this way and then it has to be and so more and more criteria less well heaven forbid that you should go manicure playground so that's been have a place we went up off the ground with him Frank you gotta quit getting that switch remember our training yeah right I let you do yeah they should do the same thing where's your scarf what well we actually you know if you're gonna be a police officer we let's carry a gun but we have to shoot you someplace well I let him shoot me but I can't show you It's in the one place where I have lots of extra tissue. That way it didn't hurt. But it still didn't quite leave as much of a scar. Leap looks more like a natural dimple. And I ain't talking the little cheeks up front. Anyway, we're going to break. I hear the music, John. Yes, we are. You've got to use the bottom of the hour break. The last break is a break of hours. 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But it's like you're standing there and you watch it go plop and it goes, that's not quite right. But by the time your mind registers it, it's already going beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee or any time of the day, you know, 25%. I mean, I've every, I've put, yeah guys, they $1, $1.25. Hell, it might be more now in the machine. You know, I'm talking a 10 ounce or an eight ounce cup of coffee. If, anyway, hold on here. So, mushroom beans, actually this might be table scraping coffee here. This is like a mix of your GFS or move on here. What are you saying? What are you saying? Let's see, Terminator? And I put a cup anyway, remember that? The guy just keeps it under you like, yeah, okay, whatever. Get that balance, so you get that height, you get that heightened Nickatine combined with the old copy. Oh yeah there you go. Oh you know we're talking about when as soon as you throw Nickatine there we're talking about you're a coffee hound so in your big freezer sitting here and there and one right out in the open time of year some can't break out some crap. Just not forget one of the things that expansion with regard to perception the mind as you get hungrier and as something is probably the best example my favorite is one of the worst odds that we ever I ever Well, actually, it's not worse, because it drove some points home that were originally argued by other people that were teaching me. And first of all, never trust the air force. We're worried, don't carry much, because the air force is going to drop equipment in, they're going to drop food in. And during the night, in fact, we had a night, the other evening there was a condition, we had, of course, the moon wasn't up yet, it was exactly the night they were supposed to drop our food. And we had the usual, you know, I was in our old clandestine, illumination on the ground, IR first came out, guys. We had even a little, which of course was two miles downrange from us, actually uprange from us. Here we couldn't see them because everything was blacked out, it's off about 20 feet from me, go, oh no way. They couldn't have seen that, they couldn't have missed that, you know, and of course he goes, oh no way, because about the time he said it the first time, the plane's now what, say a couple miles downrange, then it's actually almost coming up the back of that. And the kicker of course, 12 miles, shall we say beyond target, our equipment out. somewhere. We see in the darkness, he's got, well, I think he's got a, he goes, no way. And he says something to somebody, and I just knew that we weren't going to eat from that point forward. And by the way, we were 12 miles from the, the equipment that actually landed. So, he got me something right off the bat. For the most part, I didn't starve like others, but I ate a meal the way Pete taught. I did the Indian nibble trick. You eat a little bit as you're in transit, you know, as you're moving, you know, and you do it while you're moving, so your body absorbs everything. Well, at the end of this operation, we're heading back to an LZ that's across a whole bunch of sand dunes. There's nothing out there. You've got 100 guys running across, company strength unit running across. It's strung out over a good amount of a mile. Everybody's soaking. It's rainy, it was cold, and they were sand dunes. We're carrying extra weight. We're all tired. Everybody's hungry because nobody got in. Whatever you're carrying is all you had to eat. Not unless you were scavenging. you can find later all the way nature stuff and it wasn't a whole lot out there. What was interesting is out of the blue don, the strawberries. Strawberries, now, come on up down the road, way over the sand dunes, had a bag of red licorice snicked away. He hadn't told anybody about it. He opened it up, gobbling it as he was going. And I'm going to tell you that that was like the old carrot in front of the donkey. He was up front of the whole formation. He's way out in the middle of nowhere. You can't see what's going on. You can't. You're trying to figure out where is this coming from? What am I smelling? And then you see finally as we're starting to bunch up towards the LZ, you know, I see something. You know, his hand surreptitiously goes towards his face, right? And everybody, I realize that I'm looking at everybody is smelling what I'm smelling and they're doing the same thing. They're looking around casually trying to figure out who the hell's got that food. Now here's an example of what we're talking about. Now just imagine, magnify that with an extreme condition. A cup of coffee, and for miles. Of course for miles you don't want to see. Oops, I hear a bell down, I think we have a caller. Mark, it's George from Texas. I'm going to have the first part of those tastes being up tonight. I did a little unorthodox thing. I turned off the AC in my room and I put a space heater on. Open up the video tapes and let them air out. And the quality. Priority on this is now, explain everybody, you have tapes from the original Reagan Bush debates. I found out it was only one Reagan Bush debate, but the other ones, the ones on the Betamax is one where they had, when one of the debates was Carter, they said, don't bring up the Iran situation. Barbara Walters opened her mouth. My name, oh, this is early wah wah. Yeah, this should be very good because Wawa was more talking like this. And everyone was asking how in the heck could someone like that get a job in vlog questing if Wawa could not and again what Emmy Wawa was saying. In fact it was so bad that I remind everybody I always love we can use video references. Watch the early Saturday Night Live programming guys. and you will see where they were openly joking and laughing at, hello, remember the line here? Hello, my name is Babua Wawa. And that's exactly how she sounded. And everybody said there's only one way she got that job and the casting couch was involved. Whoever, her cousin's brother. Otherwise, there were millions of American, young American students who just got out of broadcasting school who sure as hell could speak and enunciate even, you know, far better than, you know, anything we're doing. and they were nixed for baba wawa so she could go to a speaking school so she could talk and people would un-believe her that's how bad it was it was like she was elmer fudd's wife i got one question i got a little flack from my blog you know obama said there go he's not going to do nothing with the border because he wants to sell his amnesty making the country cry uncle oh yes well i i put up a leg on my blog i said well If the government is doing things unconstitutional, you know, like overstepping your state, their bounds over state sovereignty, doing things that they won't secure the border, what they're supposed to do, I said, I think this goes, cuts both ways. I think the state governors under this, I think she should just start issuing letters of mark, the cartels. Well, actually, all they have to do, they don't have to even generate any kind of special instrument. All they need to do, and here's the way to do it. We haven't talked about this, and we got to get that called. Here's an idea. Because they're arguing, well, it's in place. So here's what you do. Go to the border, take yourself a demarcation tape, make it about six inches thick. and run it the whole length of the California's border, okay, with Mexico. That can be the part that the Fed can say nobody can do anything about. This side of that, on the American side, will put another red line. Now that red line is the Arizona State Board, and the governor of the state has control over everything within that border, and the Fed has no business yapping about. So the Fed can have all of its people telling everybody that all the illegals are safe on that blue line for as long as they can stand on it. But the moment they step on the red line, they're now in Arizona territory slash Arizona State and guess what? Now the governor need only state uncategorically that everybody is going to be enforcing the state sovereignty issue and the safety on to the individuals who live there. uh... inside the red light now the blue line area you guys worry about that that whole six inches will give you that much there you go there's your federal boundary and international boundaries beyond that but you know it's like but technically under the a letter of mark of the president issue one of them to uh... go after the bandits if they have well that's a tech that that would be a technique but i wouldn't necessarily use letter of mark because that's something that as a about you can do instead mobilize the militia, you can mobilize a number of forces. I'm going to give your merchant marines, say, well, there are a couple. I understand what you're saying. It's just that the governor doesn't even have to. The governor can simply state that, in fact, can emphasize, can't really even lose sheriffs as we know. And that gets into a subject on, in fact, of all places, everything with the state came up, you know, and they did a play to them. No, they don't. He's not assigned. That's, you know, one of the things everybody away from. There's a number of solutions without us, you know, turning to certain tools. right now we have to seek seriously propped up mark is where you go into control conflict going to be hunting in a way we bounty people and that's actually where you should let her mark they'd have a very well everybody but not most of the soviet post because most of the government they group the other color thank you sir next call jump in the uh... there's a good for life they're going to tear up all the roads make money on that remember what they said they're going to do up in your neck once you go sure they're there what they're saying what a choppetal up my word on that if they were to do that they turn around and sell, it would go down the road to somebody else. So yes, they both sell on the millages, period. If they don't need more money, they already got enough. Problem is, that's just it. It probably would even be, in Ashvald is, people don't realize, they have this money to put all this stuff up. Now they're saying, oh, you don't need all that. Road like that is in place, especially for years. But abandoned for three years here and there. Right in town, but I'm out of there. What's funny about, yeah, that's what's cute is, you know what, you just described the same thing that happened here. The road that they fixed for the Obama, Osama bin Laden money was the I-94 that just did the same thing. We had the I-94 closed down right here just west of Ann Arbor, Michigan. What part of the road did they tear up again? Not the road that needed fixing. They tore up the exact same piece of road they just closed down and put back online only, what, three months ago. Yeah. Okay, well, I'll let you go and get the guns. I love you guys. Thank you, Don. We are the top down. Your number for night vision, please. And again guys, remember if you're going to be buying night vision it might as well be from somebody who knows what's going on and is an ally. 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